Describe your most embarrassing moment.
Just
ONE?! Hahaha! I am constantly embarrassing myself, so the list is long. But, if
I had to pick one, I’d have to go back to high school.
The
first day of sophomore year was also the first day of school at Flower Mound
HS. That meant LOTS of new faces, so I tried to follow my Dad’s lifelong motto “Look
sharp, feel sharp” and dressed up to cover my nerves. I wore a new top and
skirt with a new pair of slide on wedges. (You know, the kind with no back.) My
class right before lunch was on the second floor. The bell rang for lunch and I
started heading down the flight of stairs right smack in the middle of busiest
hallway at the school. I take a step and suddenly my ankle is rolling. The
other foot kicks up without warning and my back-less wedge sandal goes sailing
through the air, nailing a little freshman in the back of the head! He tumbles
forward and falls down the 3-4 steps to the bottom – landing on his rear in the
middle of the hallway. Of course, I was totally frozen in place as everyone on
the stairs or in the hall turned to stare at me. I made my way down the stairs,
hobbling on the one foot that still had a shoe to retrieve the other and place
it back on my foot. I apologized to the guy and tried to talk to him, but he
quickly gathered his books and ran (yes, literally ran) off. Oh, and did I
mention everyone clapped? Yeah. They clapped.
Mortifying.
Hahahahahaha why haven't I heard this story before??
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